How to make a human?

How to make a human?
have sex with the opossite sex
i know how to make babies.. thats an easy one, silly...
Ummm this usually starts with finding a mate.getting to know each other, having unprotected sex and getting someone knocked up.
Insert rod A into slot B.
clone yourself
omg
Mommy + Daddy = Human
well you have sex with sombody
hahaha! ermm.. weeeell.. first of all you.... are you serious or what??
are u serious?
Well, when a man loves a woman very much.. lol.
send a letter to the stork and the stork will delivery one right to your door!!!
Well...hmm..thats a hard one. First you get a boyfriend/girlfriend. Then,,, Well of course you need a bed or a chair whatever works for you! I prefer a chair. Then you need hmmm... some of those yummy mommy candles. and a penis shaped lollipop that you can get at spencers. Then of course if u r trying to get babies you don't need a condom.. inlessssssss. you get a edible one YUMMMMMMMMYYYY! Get a fresh bath because you don't want to be all sweaty and gross that is for after the pleasure! There you go! Now go make some beautiful babies... or in ur case ugly ones. HHHHMMM. I am just kiddin with ya.
r u serious?-if u are here's my tip: go do someone
60 gallons water,
28 cups flour,
Sugar (to taste),
Brain of monkey (powered or frozen)
Stir until gelatinous.
Shape as desired.
Allow to dry, 9 months.
Color and finish to preferences.